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MAGA Support for Donald Trump
I have friends who live here.
They are sick tired of Trump. They won’t mourn him when he’s gone. But they are also certain they will never vote Democrat—not because Trump’s behavior doesn’t bother them, but because the alternative has been rendered unthinkable.
Melania, An American Tragedy in One Act
Donald Trump hates immigrants. This is not a controversial statement; it is a brand pillar. It has been chanted, legislated and, televised. It has been made into signs that state “Mass Deportations Now”, and embroidered onto red hats.
Now, having spent years warning the nation that immigrants are a menace to civilization—he now wishes us to gather politely in darkened theaters to watch a loving cinematic portrait of one.
NATO is Not the United States Plus 31
For as every sensible alliance knows: a union that survives only so long as its loudest member remains in a good mood is not a union at all—it is a performance.
And performances, however grand, have a way of ending abruptly when the star storms offstage.
Council Held by the House of Tesla
The Lords of Wall Street assembled—by telephone rather than torchlight—to hear from the House of Tesla, whose founder and High Visionary, Elon of Musk, addressed them with the calm confidence of a man explaining why gravity is optional if one believes hard enough.
Modern USA – The Republic of Unreality
History may not have a reset button, but reality does.
Reality is real and it keeps refreshing.
In the end, the only thing louder than a misplaced and lying official narrative may be the video evidence saying otherwise.
Do You Believe Your Own Eyes
The greatest insult is not violence; it is the instruction to stop believing our own eyes.
We are told not to believe ourselves. We are told that a holstered gun is intended to massacre large numbers of ICE agents, that a phone is provocation, that presence is guilt.
Remembering Liberty While Misplacing It
Take the recent American tragedy whereby a man may lose his life and then, as a courtesy, be relieved of his good name as well.
This is very efficient.
We must give credit where credit is due and give credit to Donald Trump, Kristi Noem, Stephen Miller, and Bovino who have decided that this killing was completely justified even before any investigation.
The Clinton Gambit
The House Oversight Committee, chaired by James Comer, had expected a familiar script. Issue subpoena. Watch the Clintons squirm. Extract headlines. Run victory laps on cable news. Instead, the Clintons looked at the subpoena, looked back at Congress, and effectively said: you don’t have the pieces you think you have.
The Committee on Deck Paint While the Ship Goes Down
The Federal Government forming before us does not feed on good governance and making proper decisions for the people.
It feeds on fear.
On grievance.
On lies.
On rage.
It drains the ship while calling itself salvation.
A Constitutional Federal Republic
ICE, the agency that has apparently decided judges are more of a suggestion than a requirement.
A secret memo argues that agents may enter homes without judicial warrants, using documents signed by the agency itself.
An Account of a Certain Orange Gentleman Who Misplaced an Empire
We learn that empires are not always conquered by enemies, nor undone by catastrophe. Some are misplaced. This one may simply be set aside by a man who mistakes the sound of his voice for the movement of the world.
And So the Billionaires Laughed
Off-script moments can reveal the governing philosophy in its purest form.
Troops in cities? Effective.
Consent? Slow.
Law? Optional.
Immigration? A matter of removing whole categories of people quickly and loudly, because nuance does not poll well in donor lounges.
What Does America Stand For?
Once upon a time, America stood for limited government, the rule of law, a strong but restrained defense, and alliances built on trust rather than invoices.
This was not nostalgia; it was policy. These ideas were so central that conservatives once carved them into marble, quoted them reverently, and accused everyone else of insufficient devotion to them.
A Modest Appreciation of the Author We Swore We Didn’t Need
So here we are, clutching Orwell again like a passport, wondering how a man armed with nothing but a battered typewriter managed to describe us so precisely. The answer is simple and uncomfortable: he paid attention.
And he assumed we would too.
First Greenland Then The Moon
Trump’s letter to Norway’s prime minister reads less like diplomacy than a toddler’s note to the playground supervisor: I was nice. You didn’t clap. Now I will take your toys.
In this worldview, restraint is not a principle but a courtesy, extended only when properly rewarded. The absence of a medal voids the warranty on civilization.
On the Curious Discovery That Oil Barons Do Not Enjoy Being Treated Like Oil
In the end, the oil may flow, the prices may crash, and the donors may lose fortunes. Still, keep in mind that the President retains what he prizes above all: attention, accolades, and an unwavering belief that any ridicule behind his back merely confirms his superiority
A Brief Account of Incentives, Illusions, and Other Modern Virtues
Those perplexed by the tireless forward motion of ICE—despite outrage, funerals, and the sort of historical comparisons that usually prompt solemn museum exhibits—have misdiagnosed the problem. The obstacle is not condemnation. Condemnation is plentiful.
The fuel is reward.
On The National Importance of Not Forgetting
There comes a moment in every republic when memory itself becomes a civic duty. We have reached that moment.
The American public, generous to a fault, has a remarkable talent for amnesia—especially when exhaustion sets in and the news cycle moves on. This is unfortunate because certain facts, once forgotten, have a nasty habit of reappearing in more dangerous forms.
Many Harsh Scenes & A Recalibration of Appearances
What Donald Trump doesn’t want to reveal is what people are seeing.” This is an important distinction. Policy is substance.
Optics can foul everything up.
The President is not disturbed by the act; he is disturbed by the review, by the American public, that the acts are receiving.
American Responsibility for Global Anxiety Management
This is our system. Our presidency. Our contribution to global stress.
The rest of the world does not receive a ballot. It receives consequences. Trade shocks. Energy chaos. Military recalculations. Parents in other countries now explain to their children why the news sounds tense again, because one elderly man in Washington feels the need to feel powerful before nighty-night.
On the Superior Value of Props Over Principles
It is a testament to modern leadership that the appearance of legitimacy has finally been liberated from the inconvenience of actually earning it. Donald Trump, ever the pragmatist, is reportedly content with a Nobel Peace Prize prop—despite everyone knowing it is not transferable—because the principles, after all, are far less photogenic than having your picture taken with a Nobel Peace Prize (that you have not earned).
This is ridiculous!
The Noble Art of Using The Presidential Finger
The true tragedy is not the gesture itself, but what it reveals: a shrinking idea of the office and a swelling belief that authority is best exercised through contempt.
The finger was not aimed merely at a heckler. It was aimed at the notion that power requires discipline.
Cowardice and Tyranny
We must recognize tyranny and call it what it is.
We must also remember that when tyranny comes it is also accompanied by hardship and poverty.
The Banana Republic of Tariffs
We were told the tariffs were about fairness. American workers would be protected from unfair competition, though no one could identify the American banana industry in need of rescue.
We were told the tariffs were about leverage, though the principal result was leverage applied to grocery bills.
Donald Trump Will Destroy You
Recent events concerning Jerome Powell, chair of the Federal Reserve, provide a useful illustration of how Donald Trump uses the DOJ when he feels insufficiently obeyed.
Must we all bow down to Donald Trump?
Morality and Oil Diplomacy
Who among us, after all, has not, in a moment of moral misplacement, desired to run another’s house for them?
Were it not for benevolence and kindness, some would maintain, how else could one ensure that a neighbor’s affairs remain consistent with one’s own comfort?
He Who Dies with the Most Oil Wins
For centuries, humanity labored under the burden of vague goals like “a good life” or “a just society.” Now, thanks to this elegant principle, meaning has been distilled into barrels. Crude, measurable, stackable barrels.
You can’t hug virtue, but you can store oil in underground caverns the size of small nations.
A Sensible Acquisition
The President has emphasized that he would prefer to acquire Greenland “nicely,” though he has also noted that there is another way.
It is comforting to know that kindness and respect remains an option.
The Proper Management of an Inconvenient Death
A Big Problem. . .
The deceased acquired an additional inconvenience: a name. Renee Nicole Good. A citizen. A wife. A mother. A poet.
None of these facts were operationally useful and should ideally have remained undisclosed. As many of us know human details (the details of a human life) complicates administrative clarity.
A Helpful Guide to Truth, Now Streamlined for Efficiency
Death In Minneapolis:
January 7, 2026
Blonde hair, blue eye, white Christian unarmed mother of 3, Renee Nicole Good was killed by an ICE agent in Minneapolis, today.
Please note that hate and inhumanity beget hate and inhumanity.