The Clinton Gambit

The Clinton Gambit

How to Decline a Subpoena by Flipping the Entire Chessboard Washington awoke to a rare and disorienting sensation: surprise without scandal. No new emails. No stained dresses. No poorly timed saxophone solos. Instead, the collective gasp came from watching Bill and...
The Committee on Deck Paint While the Ship Goes Down

The Committee on Deck Paint While the Ship Goes Down

The boat is taking on water. Fast. This, we are assured, is just politics. The boat is taking on water. Fast. This much is evident to anyone with eyes, ankles, or a functioning relationship with gravity. The lower decks are already knee-deep, the engines are coughing...
An Account of a Certain Orange Gentleman Who Misplaced an Empire

An Account of a Certain Orange Gentleman Who Misplaced an Empire

Fortress America Tariffs The Golden Dome Iceland (or rather Greenland) It is recorded by several reliable witnesses that a certain celebrated gentleman, being possessed of an exceptional confidence in his own magnificence, did ascend the snowy heights of Davos with...
And So the Billionaires Laughed

And So the Billionaires Laughed

Sometimes You Need a Dictator It is a comfort, in troubled times, to know that clarity still exists somewhere in the world. At Davos, clarity arrived in the form of a joke so honest it briefly forgot to disguise itself. “I’m a dictator,” said Donald Trump, pausing...
What Does America Stand For?

What Does America Stand For?

Principles are fundamental truths, rules, or beliefs that guide behavior, systems, or understanding. Once upon a time, America stood for limited government, the rule of law, a strong but restrained defense, and alliances built on trust rather than invoices. This was...
A Modest Appreciation of the Author We Swore We Didn’t Need

A Modest Appreciation of the Author We Swore We Didn’t Need

Donald Trump and George Orwell When Donald Trump took office, sales of 1984 rose by 9,500 percent. This was widely interpreted as a resurgence of interest in literature, which was touching and quaint but incorrect. What actually occurred was mass panic by people...