The Proper Management of an Inconvenient Death

The Proper Management of an Inconvenient Death

By nightfall in Minneapolis on January 7th, order had already been restored. The federal government, efficient as ever, supplied the necessary explanation before confusion could take root. It was clear, an ICE officer had acted in self-defense. A violent individual...
A Helpful Guide to Truth, Now Streamlined for Efficiency

A Helpful Guide to Truth, Now Streamlined for Efficiency

A Tragic Death In Minneapolis: January 7, 2026 In moments of national discomfort—such as the problematic and tragic death of one of our citizens—it is vital that order be restored. Swiftly restoring order is highly valuable. Facts, after all, are slow creatures. Facts...
A New Day Has Dawned

A New Day Has Dawned

Morning in the age of action, unencumbered by structure, thoughtful planning, and courage undiluted by consequence.  Good morning. One hopes the coffee has been prepared for extra strength, for the Republic has awakened to discover itself engaged in several...
The Illusion of Decisiveness

The Illusion of Decisiveness

The greatly celebrated Donald Trump was so intensely admired for being decisive. It mattered little what decision was made, so long as it arrived swiftly, loudly, and with a finger pointed at someone else—usually one of his predecessors. Hesitation was considered a...
Tariffs, Trumpets, and the Music of Confusion

Tariffs, Trumpets, and the Music of Confusion

Donald Trump was inspired. In fact, he had a most glorious notion; this impulsive whim was conceived not in the dusty halls of learning nor among those afflicted with arithmetic or economic skills, but in the resonant chambers of self-proclaimed confidence. The notion...
The Playgound Bully, Gunships, and Jet Fighters

The Playgound Bully, Gunships, and Jet Fighters

Every playground has one. The child who, upon discovering he has a slightly larger physique or a louder voice, decides that diplomacy is for the weak and that shoving is a form of leadership. History, it seems, has not outgrown playground recess. A country, like a...