A Brief Summary of The Places Donald Trump Visits
It is a truth seldom disputed, yet loudly proclaimed, that every age produces the leader it deserves. Sometimes it may be a leader we cannot escape. Such a figure is now the leader of our great land. He was not summoned by prophecy (as some may claim) nor chosen by sages (as this is not how we select our leaders), but instead he was carried aloft by applause, contradiction, and an unshakable belief in his own exceptional destiny.
This book is the story of his travels in lands not too far away.
Tremendicia
Tremendicia is a land of superlatives, where nothing is merely good, large, or adequate; everything is the greatest ever witnessed, often before it has happened.
In Tremendicia, confidence is treated as evidence, repetition as proof, and volume as virtue.
The Homeland of Expertia
A place that respects experts but suffers from paralysis by analysis. The people of this land are extremely proud of their expertise.
The experts ask Donald Trump what expertise he has, and he boldly claims that his special expertise is “winning”.
Electria
Electria was a kingdom where every citizen was always campaigning for office. As soon as any election was over, they immediately started campaigning for reelection. In fact, they campaigned so much that, while in office, they accomplished nothing but running for reelection.
In Electria Donald Trump comes up with a great campaign slogan: Making Greatness Great Again
The Sea of Opinion
The Sea of Opinion was a treacherous sea indeed and was feared by all competent and wise mariners. It was considered by many to be the most duplicitous and disloyal sea of all the seas of the world.
It is often stormy and is the home of the enchantress Stormara, a mermaid who demands a special tribute from Donald Trump
Hoaxminster by the Sea
Hoaxminster-by-the-Sea is a coastal settlement whose existence has never been confirmed and is not displayed on most mariners’ maps. Yet it is discussed, sometimes with great confidence, by those who have never been there.
According to rumor, Hoaxminster-by-the-Sea is a place where nothing happens by accident, and everything is connected, especially when it appears not to be.
They also have an annual contest with an award for Hoax of the Year! My goodness!
The Kingdom of Perpetual Chaos and Confusion
In the marketplace, Trump observed imported apples sold beside identical domestic apples. Shoppers were required to buy one of each, regardless of preference, to prevent a trade imbalance. Apples bore two labels: “Imported” and “Domestic”.
People do not have a choice about whether they can purchase something exclusively from another land. If they buy anything from a foreign country, then they must balance that purchase by buying the exact same item from the domestic producer.
Remember, a trade balance is the goal.
This is but one example of life in the Kingdom of Perpetual Chaos and Confusion.