A Brief Account of Incentives, Illusions, and Other Modern Virtues

A Brief Account of Incentives, Illusions, and Other Modern Virtues

The ICE Machine Will Not Stop Without A Reduction of Rewards Those perplexed by the tireless forward motion of ICE—despite outrage, funerals, and the sort of historical comparisons that usually prompt solemn museum exhibits—have misdiagnosed the problem. The obstacle...
On The National Importance of Not Forgetting

On The National Importance of Not Forgetting

Although The Administration Would Very Much Like Us To There comes a moment in every republic when memory itself becomes a civic duty. We have reached that moment. The American public, generous to a fault, has a remarkable talent for amnesia—especially when exhaustion...
Many Harsh Scenes & A Recalibration of Appearances

Many Harsh Scenes & A Recalibration of Appearances

Lights…Camera…Action! It has recently come to light that the President’s team, after a nervous glance at private polling, has discovered an alarming problem with its immigration policy. The problem readers will be relieved to learn is not violence,...
American Responsibility for Global Anxiety Management

American Responsibility for Global Anxiety Management

American Responsibility In The Age of Donald Trump Are We Up To The Task? The world has developed an unfortunate new habit: pausing mid-breath whenever the President of the United States opens his mouth. This is not due to awe, reverence, or the thrill of...
On the Superior Value of Props Over Principles

On the Superior Value of Props Over Principles

Does Donald Trump Ever Operate with High-Level Principles? It is a testament to modern leadership that the appearance of legitimacy has finally been liberated from the inconvenience of actually earning it. Donald Trump, ever the pragmatist, is reportedly content with...
The Noble Art of Using The Presidential Finger

The Noble Art of Using The Presidential Finger

Trump’s Presidential Finger It was once thought—naively, perhaps—that the highest office in the land carried with it certain ceremonial burdens: restraint, dignity, and the faint ability to endure being disliked without resorting to hand gestures learned in...