TNT at the Pentagon

TNT at the Pentagon

Testosterone, No-Nonsense, and Toughness Pete Hegseth has apparently solved the complicated problem of national defense. For decades, military planners worried about strategy, logistics, intelligence, training, technological superiority and competent leadership....
Operation Chicken Surprise

Operation Chicken Surprise

Trump Escapes in the Catering Truck Donald Trump has spent years constructing the image of a man so fearless that danger itself supposedly asks permission before approaching him. Then Iran apparently threatened Air Force One, and the Leader of the Free World...
Strait of Hormuz

Strait of Hormuz

On August 14, Trump said: “After we finish defeating Iran … pretty soon I’ll be declaring the Hormuz Strait a territory of the United States.” He had already claimed the U.S. had “total control” of the strait and suggested America might “keep it.” (CNN Transcripts)...
Trump Discovers the Emergency Election Button

Trump Discovers the Emergency Election Button

Donald Trump may have discovered a fascinating new feature of the United States Constitution. Apparently, somewhere between freedom of speech and the prohibition against quartering soldiers, there is a tiny footnote reading: “If the president gets nervous about the...
The War of the Ever-Changing Reason

The War of the Ever-Changing Reason

Donald Trump promised Americans something wonderfully simple about foreign policy: No more stupid wars. Apparently, the important word was “more or perhaps stupid” as this war is yet another and certainly stupid. The United States entered the war with Iran in...
Thank You for Your Service

Thank You for Your Service

To Those Aboard the USS Abraham Lincoln, Please Stop Complaining. Donald Trump loves the American military. Especially the parts involving flags, salutes, fighter jets, aircraft carriers, uniforms, parades, and Donald Trump standing somewhere in the middle of the...