More Evidence of DOJ Weaponization! It has long been understood that in a well-ordered republic, competence must be carefully supervised, lest it develop dangerous ideas about independence. Recent events concerning Jerome Powell, chair of the Federal Reserve, provide...
Moral Clarity, Enlightened Times, and Oil Diplomacy In these enlightened times, there arises a most efficient method by which a great nation may demonstrate its virtue: by acting first and apologizing never. Our latest example of this enlightened practice concerns the...
A Modest Proposal for the Lubricated Afterlife There are many philosophies by which a person may choose to live. Some preach virtue. Others promote happiness, mindfulness, or service to one’s fellow travelers on this wonderful planet. But none are quite as...
Commendable frankness, that the United States must acquire Greenland. It has lately been announced, with commendable frankness, that the United States must acquire Greenland. This necessity arises not from desire, ambition, or appetite. Such vulgar motives are...
By nightfall in Minneapolis on January 7th, order had already been restored. The federal government, efficient as ever, supplied the necessary explanation before confusion could take root. It was clear, an ICE officer had acted in self-defense. A violent individual... 
