Council Held by the House of Tesla

Council Held by the House of Tesla

Horseless Carriages Were Declared a Trivial Side Quest The Lords of Wall Street assembled—by telephone rather than torchlight—to hear from the House of Tesla, whose founder and High Visionary, Elon of Musk, addressed them with the calm confidence of a man explaining...
Modern USA – The Republic of Unreality

Modern USA – The Republic of Unreality

This is the pattern: assert first, rationalize later. Good morning! Today in the land of official truths, something bizarre happened: reality showed up uninvited, armed with video evidence, judges, and foreign governments who refuse to be coerced. It turns out that...
Do You Believe Your Own Eyes

Do You Believe Your Own Eyes

A Modest Proposal for Ignoring Them It is a marvel of modern governance that the most dangerous thing an American can do is hold a phone the wrong way. In Minneapolis, we have learned that filming federal agents, assisting a fallen stranger, and asking “Are you okay?”...
Remembering Liberty While Misplacing It

Remembering Liberty While Misplacing It

We now live in a nation where liberty is endlessly invoked, rarely practiced, and ceremonially buried with honors when it becomes inconvenient. We are told, with admirable regularity, that certain truths are self-evident. This is fortunate, because if they required...
The Clinton Gambit

The Clinton Gambit

How to Decline a Subpoena by Flipping the Entire Chessboard Washington awoke to a rare and disorienting sensation: surprise without scandal. No new emails. No stained dresses. No poorly timed saxophone solos. Instead, the collective gasp came from watching Bill and...