You Shall Never Admit Defeat

You Shall Never Admit Defeat

MAGA and The Ten Commandments Democracy has one particularly annoying requirement: sometimes your side loses. Ordinary political parties understand this. They complain, blame consultants, fire campaign managers, discover the importance of “listening to voters,” and...
Trump, The Hamster Wheel and The Human Printer

Trump, The Hamster Wheel and The Human Printer

Donald Trump has apparently solved one of the oldest problems confronting presidents: What do you do when reality contains information you do not enjoy? You print a different reality. Enter Natalie Harp, Trump’s extraordinarily devoted aide, sometimes nicknamed the...
Trump Discovers Iran Does Not Respond to Insults

Trump Discovers Iran Does Not Respond to Insults

Donald Trump has encountered a deeply troubling foreign-policy problem. Iran will not do what he tells it to do. This is particularly confusing because Trump has already tried nearly everything in his diplomatic toolbox: threats, bombing, more threats, name-calling,...
The Reflecting Pool Is Doing Its Job

The Reflecting Pool Is Doing Its Job

There is something almost too perfect about Donald Trump’s Reflecting Pool fiasco. The pool was supposed to become a patriotic showpiece for America’s 250th birthday—clear water, handsome blue bottom, suitable for photographs, speeches, flags, and perhaps a tasteful...
Jeanine Pirro’s Humiliation

Jeanine Pirro’s Humiliation

The Reflecting Pool Finally Reflects Something: Jeanine Pirro’s Humiliation Washington’s Reflecting Pool was supposed to be dressed up for America’s 250th birthday. Instead, the hurriedly installed blue coating began peeling, algae turned the water green, and the...
Why Is MAGA Always So Mad?

Why Is MAGA Always So Mad?

Anger is the product. One of the enduring mysteries of American politics is why the people who claim to be “winning” appear to be furious all the time. They won the presidency. They got the rallies. They got the hats, the flags, the boat parades, the truck decals, the...